spookykomaru
complacentlykaitie:

miaouler:

I have arrived in hell.

NO ACTUALLY
I WILL BUY ALL OF THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN PLACE. I WILL PERSONALLY BUY EVERY BETTY CROCKER BRAND ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND AND USE IT IN THE KITCHEN. AND THEN FIFTEEN YEARS FROM NOW I WILL INVITE FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “oh how cute and quirky Betty Crocker” AND ONE FRIEND, JUST ONE, WILL HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON HER FACE POORLY HIDDEN WITH A FAKE SMILE AND HALFHEARTED CHUCKLE AND I WILL LOOK AT HER AND POINT AND SQUINT UNTIL EVERYONE SHUTS UP AND I WILL SLOWLY WALK TO HER AND GET ON MY KNEES AND GRAB HER HANDS IN MINE AND LEAN IN VERY CLOSE AND SAY “I warned you about stairs bro” AND WE WILL BOTH BURST INTO TEARS AND REMEMBER THE OLDEN DAYS WHILE ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS WILL WATCH IN CONFUSION

complacentlykaitie:

miaouler:

I have arrived in hell.

NO ACTUALLY

I WILL BUY ALL OF THIS WHEN I GET MY OWN PLACE. I WILL PERSONALLY BUY EVERY BETTY CROCKER BRAND ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND AND USE IT IN THE KITCHEN. AND THEN FIFTEEN YEARS FROM NOW I WILL INVITE FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER AND EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE “oh how cute and quirky Betty Crocker” AND ONE FRIEND, JUST ONE, WILL HAVE A HORRIFIED LOOK ON HER FACE POORLY HIDDEN WITH A FAKE SMILE AND HALFHEARTED CHUCKLE AND I WILL LOOK AT HER AND POINT AND SQUINT UNTIL EVERYONE SHUTS UP AND I WILL SLOWLY WALK TO HER AND GET ON MY KNEES AND GRAB HER HANDS IN MINE AND LEAN IN VERY CLOSE AND SAY “I warned you about stairs bro” AND WE WILL BOTH BURST INTO TEARS AND REMEMBER THE OLDEN DAYS WHILE ALL OUR OTHER FRIENDS WILL WATCH IN CONFUSION